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Mischa Barton decided that all she needed to put her troubles behind her was a make-over. Which goes to show you hairstylists are cruel people who are heavily into pulling pranks on the innocent (scratch that, note “the retarded”) because she emerged hours later looking like a 60’s homely porn-star shooting a movie in a thrift store. And don’t tell us that boob slip wasn’t the work of the evil colorist who convinced her that doing away with all the buttons would free up her lungs to take in a better hit of that Buddha grass she was smoking while waiting for the peroxide to settle in.