Heading back so soon??? Por que??? Sources are claiming that after Tiger Woods makes his PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem explained the circumstances, saying: "As we understand it, Tiger's therapy called for a week's break at this time, during which he has spent a few days with his children and then will make his statement before returning. Accordingly, there was very little flexibility in the date for the announcement." What the what? We don't know if we fully believe this, but if it is true, perhaps it is for the best. He needs all the help he can get and maybe it's better to go back in hiding after his statement. We don't know a single soul who won't be talking about it for days after! [Image via WENN.]
heartfelt prepared speech today, apologizing to fans, friends, and family, he intends to go BACK to sex rehab.
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Nickelodeon just announced the nominees for the 2010 Kids’ Choice Awards. In this annual telecast, finding out who wins the kids vote isn't nearly as important as simply throwing a big, loud, star-studded party. At its most relevant, the list offers genuine insight into the impressive, fickle and beguiling minds of contemporary kids. The full list is below, with some thoughts.
Favorite TV Show
iCarly
Sonny With a Chance
The Suite Life on Deck
Wizards of Waverly Place
No surprises there. Looks like my DVR screen.
Favorite TV Actor
Cole Sprouse
Dylan Sprouse
Joe Jonas
Nick Jonas
Sorry, Kevin Jonas. Marriage may agree with you, but with your fans? Not so much.
Favorite TV Actress
Miranda Cosgrove
Miley Cyrus
Selena Gomez
Keke Palmer
Quiz: Which are also professional singers with CDs in music stores? Answer: ALL OF THEM. Is it in the contract?
Favorite Music Group
Black Eyed Peas
Coldplay
Jonas Brothers
Linkin Park
Question: Is there such a thing as "kids' music" anymore?
Favorite Male Singer
Jay-Z
Sean Kingston
Mario
Ne-Yo
Answer: No.
Favorite Female Singer
Beyonce
Miley Cyrus
Lady Gaga
Taylor Swift
Except for Miley, these were all top Grammy winners. Kids know quality entertainment!
Favorite Movie
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
This is where the "kids know quality entertainment" argument begins to fall apart.
Favorite Song
"I Gotta Feeling," Black Eyed Peas
"Paparazzi," Lady Gaga
"Party in the USA," Miley Cyrus
"You Belong With Me," Taylor Swift
Which concerns you more -- when kids listen to Lady Gaga or when they look at her?
Favorite Movie Actor
Zac Efron
Taylor Lautner
Shia LaBeouf
Tyler Perry
Let’s play “Which one of these is NOT AT ALL like the others?”
Favorite Movie Actress
Sandra Bullock
Miley Cyrus
Megan Fox
Zoe Saldana
...But looks aren’t everything, right?
Favorite Cartoon
The Penguins of Madagascar
Phineas and Ferb
The Simpsons
SpongeBob SquarePants
I couldn't agree more. Site gags + smart gags = great entertainment, unlike some shows I know...
Favorite Reality Show
American Idol
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
So You Think You Can Dance?
Wipeout
Sorry, BrainSurge... and every other game or reality show specifically created for kids.
Favorite Female Athlete
Danica Patrick
Misty May Treanor
Serena Williams
Venus Williams
Are kids even watching the Winter Olympics?
Favorite Male Athlete
Kobe Bryant
LeBron James
Ryan Sheckler
Shaun White
To kids, Shaun White IS the Winter Olympics. By the way, Ryan is a 20-year-old skateboarder, but you knew that, right?
Favorite Video Game
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Mario Kart Wii Fit
Wii Sports Resort
I wonder how many Wii controllers are broken by kids every year.
Favorite Book
"Diary of a Wimpy Kid" series
"Twilight" series
"Vampire Diaries" series
"Where the Sidewalk Ends"
Good news: There’s a category for books! Bad news: "Sidewalk" is 35 years old! There isn't a more recent book kids love? Oprah has some suggestions.
Favorite Animated Movie
A Christmas Carol
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Monsters vs. Aliens
Up
Quiz: Which of these were released in 3D? Answer: ALL OF THEM. Is it merely coincidental that The Princess and the Frog was not in 3D and not nominated for a Kids' Choice Award?
Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie
Jim Carrey, A Christmas Carol
Seth Rogen, Monsters vs. Aliens
Ray Romano, Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinsosaurs
Reese Witherspoon, Monsters vs. Aliens
Three aging men and an eternally young-seeming little lady.
Cutest Couple
Edward & Bella (Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart)
Jacob & Bella (Taylor Lautner & Kristen Stewart)
Neytiri & Jake (Zoe Saldana & Sam Worthington)
President Barack Obama & First Lady Michelle Obama
President Obama's only shot here is to filibuster the vote.
Here’s Tiger Woods practicing his golf yesterday and nothing says “i greatly regret my penis’s wrongdoings” more than smiling from ear to ear at the thought of driving his dirty dozen of hookers as well as he did that golf ball. Or maybe he was just relieved Elin wouldn’t be at his press conference all prepped with her Viking horned helmet and a hammer just in case he had a tongue slip and gave away the name of another hooker we’ve yet to know and sure grow to love.
Lady Gaga’s fraternal twin is the pretty one in the family
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We don’t usually post pictures of freaks for the sake of making fun of them…ok, scratch that, that’s all we do. But the point we’re trying to make here is that sometimes, there’s a grander purpose behind it. Like in the case of Bobby Trendy here (best known for being on the Anna Nicole Show) who used the gift wrap for the vacuum pump and anal beads he got on Valentine’s Day as a horse racing hat but sadly forgot to tuck his testicles in his lower intestine and duct tape his penis in between his ass cheeks before putting on the shiny spandex.
(Hands frozen over keyboard, long empty stare at monitor)
Why did we post this again? Crap, it all became a blur after the anal beads.
We never thought we'd see the day, but he must be head over heels for his latest lady love of 6 months! Simon Cowell is rumored to be engaged to girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy after she was spotted with a £250,000 diamond on her ring finger! A friend reveals: "Mezghan has been by his side for months now, she cared for him the other week when he was so sick he was forced to miss Britain's Got Talent auditions. This is something that Simon isn't telling many people, but they are engaged. Mezghan is a great girl and extremely down to earth." How exciting! And Simon seems to be showing his softer side saying, "She's very special. You know when you've found somebody very special," as he filmed a TV interview alongside Piers Morgan recently. And when asked about children, he said: Has hell frozen over? Simon Cowell engaged to be married and talking about babies?! There's hope for George Clooney yet! [Image via WENN.]
"Simon loves Mezghan, it's as simple as that. He's an incredibly instinctive person and this is just right. When he turned 50 in October, he was forced to evaluate things and really think about what he wanted from life.
"I think I need to have little Simons around!"
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AGAIN with the airport dramaz?! Susan Boyle collapsed at the British Airways Club Lounge at Heathrow Airport earlier this week. The singer was waiting for her flight to France and supposedly became overheated. WTF?! Overheated in an airport?! "It was very dramatic. Susan's legs just gave way under her and she went down," said an onlooker. She received medical attention before boarding her flight to Nice and then traveled to Italy to perform at the 60th San Remo Festival. "Susan did faint at Heathrow as she overheated in the lounge because it was so warm. However, she is fine now and gave a fantastic performance at the festival," claims her spokesman. One more of these airport disturbances and they're gonna have to blame it on something other than hot flashes. P.S. Glad she's feeling better! [Image via WENN.]
AGAIN with the airport dramaz?! Susan Boyle collapsed at the British Airways Club Lounge at Heathrow Airport earlier this week. The singer was waiting for her flight to France and supposedly became overheated. WTF?! Overheated in an airport?! "It was very dramatic. Susan's legs just gave way under her and she went down," said an onlooker. She received medical attention before boarding her flight to Nice and then traveled to Italy to perform at the 60th San Remo Festival. "Susan did faint at Heathrow as she overheated in the lounge because it was so warm. However, she is fine now and gave a fantastic performance at the festival," claims her spokesman. One more of these airport disturbances and they're gonna have to blame it on something other than hot flashes. P.S. Glad she's feeling better! [Image via WENN.]
Good! Girlfriend finally got some sense in her!! Pop star Cheryl Cole is in the set to divorce her douchebag husband Ashley, after a string of women came forward claiming the footballer had affairs with them. Cole was photographed yesterday at LAX Airport noticeably without her engagement or wedding rings, and according to a source, is coming to terms with the idea of ending her three and a half year marriage. 'Cheryl is exhausted with it all. There was a point when she was going to ride it all out, but she has heard rumours of more women and cannot face it. They will split within weeks.' And because Cole was too STOOPID to think his cheating ways would catch up with him, the two never had a pre-nupitual agreement made up before they were married in 2006. A legal source says: 'This is an unusual situation for a footballer as very few have wives with their own earnings. However the discrepancy between their net worths means that Mrs Cole would have a very strong case for a significant claim over a large portion of his wealth, now and in the future.' Good for you, Cheryl!! You can do much better than a scumbag like him. And just to make sure he learns his lesson about adultery, take all of his $$$$ you can in court!! [Image via WENN.]
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Guess Poppa gave her a raise on her allowance! According to In Touch, Britney Spears is spending $700,000 to renovate her Calabasas home! She's dropping $150,000 on furniture, $200,000 on artwork, $150,000 on electronics, $100,000 for a bathroom and almost $100,000 on Venetian plaster walls. Holy shiz! "Britney remodeled her entire home," says a source. "She loves spending money." No doubt. [Image via WENN.]
She is UNSTOPPABLE!! Just in case The Fame Monster wasn't holding you over, the amazing Lady GaGa will be starting up production for her next album VERY SOON! The Lady will also be collaborating once again with Red One, who produced Just Dance and Bad Romance, but isn't spilling any deets on what to expect!! He tells MTV News: "We're gonna start very, very soon … within weeks. You should wait for it. That's the mystery. That's what's going to make it more special when it comes out." We have no doubt in our minds it's going to be special - as LG only keeps getting BETTER and BETTER!! What do U think?? Are U excited for more musical endeavors from GaGaloo? [Image via WENN.]
There's a sentence you'd never thought you'd read. Apparently, Frankie Muniz has abandoned his aspirations to be an actor and a wicked cool race car driver so her can bang on the drums all day! We've just found out that he has been held up in Phoenix with a new rock band called You Hang Up. Frankie plays the drums and after listening to some of the stuff on the band's MySpace page, we think Frankie shouldn't have been to quick to leaving his racing days behind him. Anything he did on the track would be infinitely more exciting than these snooooze songs we're listening to right now. You had bigger dreams, bb! What the hell happened?! [Image via Mckay Jaffe .]
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America loves its Golden Girls! With the Betty White for SNL Facebook campaign in full force, Rue McClanahan is the next Golden Girl being rallied for on the Internets. The Rue McClanahan to Host SNL (please?)! page states: "Betty White shouldn't be the only one who gets to host SNL. What about the original cougar Rue McClanahan? Let's hear it for our girl! Betty White shouldn't have all the fun." Maybe they could host it together?! That would be amazing! CLICK HERE to become a part of the Rue movement! [Image via Adriana M. Barraza / WENN.]
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Lindsanity looks so happy as she's snapped leaving London's Mahiki nightclub at 4:30 AM on Thursday because ____________. [Image via WENN.]
Watch the HIGHlarious clip (above) of a very eloquent 3-year-old sob over her love for Justin Bieber! Amazing! Ha!
A Los Angeles judge has ordered Beyonce’s father, Mathew Knowles, to pay temporary child support even though he may not be the baby’s daddy. A whopping $20,750 in child support will be coming the mother’s way for the month of January alone.
Alexsandra Wright, mother of baby Nixon who was born Feb. 4, claims she had an 18-month relationship with the singer’s father, says TMZ.
Her lawyer, Neal Hersh, went to court Wednesday to ask for child support and the judge ordered Knowles to pay 8,200 a month, according to TMZ. Knowles must also pay 100% of uninsured medical costs.
A DNA test will take place March 1, says the site, to determine if Knowles is baby Nixon’s father.
According to TMZ, Knowles has not flat out denied he is the father. Surprisingly, he gave Wright $10,000 in January to cover uninsured medical costs and other expenses.
Beyoncé’s mother Tina Knowles, 55, began divorce proceedings against her husband on November 11 last year.
Here’s Britney Spears posing for the latest campaign for clothing line Candie’s and either she got into a time capsule, went to a third dimension, found her teenage self making out with Justin Timberlake behind the set of the Mickey Mouse Club and brought her back for the photo-shoot with promises to teach her how to avoid future traps called “The Fat K-Fed” or an unlucky bastard is having carpal tunnel surgery as we speak due to excessive use of airbrushing. We’ll go with the second one.
Janice Dickinson helps Haiti by allowing her silicone to be used as window sealant in rebuilted houses
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Here’s Janice Dickinson looking like Steven Tyler had a death-match with Nosferatu in a time capsule and came back conjoined, offering her auto parts in an auction to help Haiti (worth mentioning the event was put together by Lindsay Lohan so it is plausible they came out of the fundraiser with a pallet of coke ready to be shipped to Haiti to feed the hungry children).
Granted, Janice is a helping soul since history books mention president Wilson dispatching her in 1917 to help the troops fight the Germans in WWI, but a century has passed since, and the only way she can help raise money these days is by standing in the middle of the room with her skirt lifted up and E.T threatening to fall out, until the charity guests lose all will to live and hand their wallets over. And if that doesn’t work on everyone, roofies will take care of the resilient few.
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