Heading back so soon??? Por que??? Sources are claiming that after Tiger Woods makes his PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem explained the circumstances, saying: "As we understand it, Tiger's therapy called for a week's break at this time, during which he has spent a few days with his children and then will make his statement before returning. Accordingly, there was very little flexibility in the date for the announcement." What the what? We don't know if we fully believe this, but if it is true, perhaps it is for the best. He needs all the help he can get and maybe it's better to go back in hiding after his statement. We don't know a single soul who won't be talking about it for days after! [Image via WENN.]
heartfelt prepared speech today, apologizing to fans, friends, and family, he intends to go BACK to sex rehab.
Getty
Nickelodeon just announced the nominees for the 2010 Kids’ Choice Awards. In this annual telecast, finding out who wins the kids vote isn't nearly as important as simply throwing a big, loud, star-studded party. At its most relevant, the list offers genuine insight into the impressive, fickle and beguiling minds of contemporary kids. The full list is below, with some thoughts.
Favorite TV Show
iCarly
Sonny With a Chance
The Suite Life on Deck
Wizards of Waverly Place
No surprises there. Looks like my DVR screen.
Favorite TV Actor
Cole Sprouse
Dylan Sprouse
Joe Jonas
Nick Jonas
Sorry, Kevin Jonas. Marriage may agree with you, but with your fans? Not so much.
Favorite TV Actress
Miranda Cosgrove
Miley Cyrus
Selena Gomez
Keke Palmer
Quiz: Which are also professional singers with CDs in music stores? Answer: ALL OF THEM. Is it in the contract?
Favorite Music Group
Black Eyed Peas
Coldplay
Jonas Brothers
Linkin Park
Question: Is there such a thing as "kids' music" anymore?
Favorite Male Singer
Jay-Z
Sean Kingston
Mario
Ne-Yo
Answer: No.
Favorite Female Singer
Beyonce
Miley Cyrus
Lady Gaga
Taylor Swift
Except for Miley, these were all top Grammy winners. Kids know quality entertainment!
Favorite Movie
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
This is where the "kids know quality entertainment" argument begins to fall apart.
Favorite Song
"I Gotta Feeling," Black Eyed Peas
"Paparazzi," Lady Gaga
"Party in the USA," Miley Cyrus
"You Belong With Me," Taylor Swift
Which concerns you more -- when kids listen to Lady Gaga or when they look at her?
Favorite Movie Actor
Zac Efron
Taylor Lautner
Shia LaBeouf
Tyler Perry
Let’s play “Which one of these is NOT AT ALL like the others?”
Favorite Movie Actress
Sandra Bullock
Miley Cyrus
Megan Fox
Zoe Saldana
...But looks aren’t everything, right?
Favorite Cartoon
The Penguins of Madagascar
Phineas and Ferb
The Simpsons
SpongeBob SquarePants
I couldn't agree more. Site gags + smart gags = great entertainment, unlike some shows I know...
Favorite Reality Show
American Idol
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
So You Think You Can Dance?
Wipeout
Sorry, BrainSurge... and every other game or reality show specifically created for kids.
Favorite Female Athlete
Danica Patrick
Misty May Treanor
Serena Williams
Venus Williams
Are kids even watching the Winter Olympics?
Favorite Male Athlete
Kobe Bryant
LeBron James
Ryan Sheckler
Shaun White
To kids, Shaun White IS the Winter Olympics. By the way, Ryan is a 20-year-old skateboarder, but you knew that, right?
Favorite Video Game
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Mario Kart Wii Fit
Wii Sports Resort
I wonder how many Wii controllers are broken by kids every year.
Favorite Book
"Diary of a Wimpy Kid" series
"Twilight" series
"Vampire Diaries" series
"Where the Sidewalk Ends"
Good news: There’s a category for books! Bad news: "Sidewalk" is 35 years old! There isn't a more recent book kids love? Oprah has some suggestions.
Favorite Animated Movie
A Christmas Carol
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Monsters vs. Aliens
Up
Quiz: Which of these were released in 3D? Answer: ALL OF THEM. Is it merely coincidental that The Princess and the Frog was not in 3D and not nominated for a Kids' Choice Award?
Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie
Jim Carrey, A Christmas Carol
Seth Rogen, Monsters vs. Aliens
Ray Romano, Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinsosaurs
Reese Witherspoon, Monsters vs. Aliens
Three aging men and an eternally young-seeming little lady.
Cutest Couple
Edward & Bella (Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart)
Jacob & Bella (Taylor Lautner & Kristen Stewart)
Neytiri & Jake (Zoe Saldana & Sam Worthington)
President Barack Obama & First Lady Michelle Obama
President Obama's only shot here is to filibuster the vote.
Here’s Tiger Woods practicing his golf yesterday and nothing says “i greatly regret my penis’s wrongdoings” more than smiling from ear to ear at the thought of driving his dirty dozen of hookers as well as he did that golf ball. Or maybe he was just relieved Elin wouldn’t be at his press conference all prepped with her Viking horned helmet and a hammer just in case he had a tongue slip and gave away the name of another hooker we’ve yet to know and sure grow to love.
Lady Gaga’s fraternal twin is the pretty one in the family
0 komentarDiposting oleh Maulana ibrahimdi08.10
We don’t usually post pictures of freaks for the sake of making fun of them…ok, scratch that, that’s all we do. But the point we’re trying to make here is that sometimes, there’s a grander purpose behind it. Like in the case of Bobby Trendy here (best known for being on the Anna Nicole Show) who used the gift wrap for the vacuum pump and anal beads he got on Valentine’s Day as a horse racing hat but sadly forgot to tuck his testicles in his lower intestine and duct tape his penis in between his ass cheeks before putting on the shiny spandex.
(Hands frozen over keyboard, long empty stare at monitor)
Why did we post this again? Crap, it all became a blur after the anal beads.
